25 7 / 2014

"I have two daughters, so I’m raising two future women. Maybe! I mean, one of them might be a guy later. It’s possible. It could happen. Someday one of my daughters could be like ‘Dad, I’m really a guy’ and I’ll be like ‘Alright well let’s get you a dick, honey. We’ll get you the nicest dick in town.’"

Louis CK (reason #94826 why he’s the best comedian)

Somewhere along the way, Louis CK become society’s ideal father and I’m 100% okay with this.

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25 7 / 2014

strikerhercules:

» Because only Vin Diesel could ever be ridiculously nerdy enough to attend the UK world premiere red carpet for Guardians of the Galaxy wearing a “I am Groot” t-shirt and walking on stilts

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25 7 / 2014

25 7 / 2014

v0tum:

You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.

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25 7 / 2014

femalevillain:

when i die make sure my corpse has winged eyeliner

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25 7 / 2014

timefold:

when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer

image

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25 7 / 2014

perfectly-imperfect-lovely:

solarsisterss:

U know how in winter it gets so cold and u think u will never be hot again and in summer it gets so hot u think u will never be cold again I think that is how it is with ur feelings like when u r sad u think u will never be happy and when u r happy u think u will never be sad. But u will be hot again and u will be cold again and u will be sad again but most of all u will be happy again

This is so relevant

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25 7 / 2014

seifukucat:

[walks into pet store puppy area wearing a huge coat]

[shuffles quickly out of pet store in a much tighter fitting coat]

(via k999)

25 7 / 2014

25 7 / 2014

happybenedict:

Founders name meaning graphic with a twist

(Source: sexypadfoot, via youreyesarelikestarlightnow)